A Not-Instruction Guide About Being a Tourist

I feel like such a tourist right now because I've been sitting here for eternity and I cant come up with a set of freaking instructions to write. But then again am I really a tourist, I'm trying right?

My writing has been

1. check twitter
2. write 
3. change the song 
4. write some more 
5. check instagram 
6. read what I wrote 
7. delete what I wrote
8. write something new 
9. go get a snack 
10. write 
11. read blogs 
12. write 
13. watch a poetry video 
14. write 
15. walk around my basement 
16. write 
17. read what I wrote
18. delete what I have
19. accept that I'm a tourist and I cant do anything about it 
20. write a not-instruction guide about being a tourist 

 Sincerely,

The Tourist